Your Tattoo Fucking Sucks.
CAN SUM1
JUST TAKE OVER THIS TUMBLR PLZ
MSG ME N I’LL FACEBOOK YOU AND LET YOUR ASS BE DA TOP DOG OF DIS SHIT
BASICALLY WHAT I’M SAYING IS THAT THERE’S TOO MANY AWFUL TATTOOS OUT THERE TO GO UNNOTICED
GUYS
I am looking for someone to ~help~ me with this blog because I’m a lazy ass muthafucka (school blows) and I can’t make fun of tattoos as often as I’d like to. Message me. I’m totally serious. I have a ton of followers and I want a ton more. If you’re funny and can make fun of shit, LEMME KNO ASAP
OH AND IF YOU CAN TAKE THE HATEMAIL HEAT CUZ LEMME TELL YOU THERE IS TONS OF IT
SHIT Y’ALL
I just came back to this and I have a shit ton of followers and messages. I’ll start this back up. I can’t bear to disappoint with SO many beyond shitty tattoos out there!!!!
But for now I’ll leave you guys with this dumbass tattoo of an owl with some sort of gem protruding from its chest:
This was done on 18 July by Taco Joe.
Words from a Tegan & Sara song off The Con.Submitted by Tiny Tractor
Really? A Tegan and Sara song?
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my first tattoo. a pixelated heart. done by nick at electric city tattoo, scranton, pa.
This is stupid but why is incredibly self explanatory so I don’t need to type a paragraph to say so. Also, you’re from Scranton, so that in itself absolutely BLOWS.
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I am a huge They Might Be Giants fan. Have been for quite some time.
I also suffer from bipolar disorder. But that’s not exactly important. What is important is that the phrase “Make a little birdhouse in your soul” from the second track off their 1990 album Flood has stuck with me. To me, it means “seek solace within yourself; do not let anything bother you.” And thus it has become a personal motto.
Done by Jae Connor, Electric Lotus, Boonton, NJ.
Submitted by Stephanie Cummings (http://yourracistfriend.tumblr.com)
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I can’t tell you how many peroxide blonde, quirky, short haired girls I see covered in tattoos. Like, CONSTANTLY. If they grouped together, they could possibly overthrow the U.S. government. And it’s really funny if you look at this picture and think to yourself that she totally posed like this alone in her room for her MacBook.
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my boyfriend’s tattoo
submitted by awkward-human
Wow, you’re human? This is going to shake the nations and shock the media as we know it. NO. THIS IS STUPID YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HIS TATTOOS SUCK. HOMOSAPIEN NO SHIT WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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done by Peter Aurisch
signs and wonders Berlin
I really need to do a post of Hipsters With Deer, Elk, and/or Antler Tattoos.
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This is way too “I was born in the same time period that lots of people played Mario, so when I make a reference to it people will chuckle heartily to themselves and think I’m just a cool dude in general” for me.
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